Christie Abrams
Christie is a Master Naturalist and adventure guide whose encyclopedic knowledge of plants, tracks, and weather comes bundled with an infectious, talkative energy; she loves to talk and is always overly eager to share a story or point out a hidden wonder. A wild spirit—feral almost—she prefers the feel of earth under bare feet to stiff boots, moving through the landscape with the ease of someone who belongs to it. Expect animated stories, impromptu lessons, and a guide who follows instinct as much as compass, turning every trail into a classroom and every detour into discovery.
As your guide, Christie's offerings blend outdoor immersion with mindful ceremony: earthing (grounding) sessions that guide participants to reconnect with the earth through barefoot walks and breathwork, gentle forest-bathing experiences (shinrin-yoku) that encourage sensory awareness among the trees, customizable non-religious nuptials held in scenic clearings or mountaintop overlooks with simple, meaningful rites, and a range of guided hikes from easy nature strolls to moderate summit treks led by trained guides focused on safety, interpretation, and accessible pacing; each program can be tailored for groups, couples, or solo adventurers and includes route planning, gear recommendations, and options for private or small-group formats to ensure a memorable, nature-centered adventure.
Christie's Calendar
Christie Abrams' booking calendar lays out every scheduled event and clearly shows all that's included — dates and availability, detailed trip descriptions, guide and safety support, gear and meal provisions, meeting points and transfer info, pricing and payment options, cancellation policies, and recommended packing and skill requirements so you can book with confidence.
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Disclaimer: This Adventure Guide is a playful, totally unofficial map of mayhem—caution advised: adult content expected (mature jokes, questionable decisions, and sarcastic survival tips ahead). We cannot be held responsible for spontaneous questing, scheduled chaos, rogue llamas, or unhinged moments slipping in to fill the gaps between sensible advice and glorious nonsense. Proceed with a helmet, a sense of humor, and a willingness to laugh at your own questionable life choices. lol